PLATE I / THE WRONG DOORCHAPTER 01 / 04THE CHONK PAPERS
THE CHONK MINT / EST. AT THE POND
BIG
TITTY
CHONK.
The pond has acquired a mint.
Management is a goose. The dress code is Bitcoin black. The attitude is several sizes too big.
An orange-brass world, a very white goose, and absolutely no intention of keeping a low profile.
THE PROPRIETOR / BIG TITTY CHONKFeathers. Brass. Unreasonable confidence.
WORKSHOP / ONE VERY QUESTIONABLE MACHINE
PUT YOUR
WING INTO IT.
The old press still works. Slide the lever all the way to the right and give this place its first proper stamp.
A little mechanical theatre. Your souvenir is just part of the story — this press makes no tokens and connects to no wallet.
Pond approved.
SOUVENIR No. 001
FROM THE POND ARCHIVE
A GOOSE.
A VERY BIG IDEA.
PLATE I / THE WRONG DOOR
THE DESK / WHERE THE PLANS LIVE
GEESE AT WORK.
THE ROUTE / ACT 01
Unlock the mint.
A face, a name, and a home for the flock. Establish the Chonk identity, open the mint, and make the first introductions.
01 / UNLOCK02 / GATHER03 / WADDLE
The route follows the flock: first a home, then a community, then a wider world. Each act leaves room for a new idea.
BIG TITTY CHONK / $BTC
The official desk.
The flock follows one contract. Explore the official market, follow Chonk on X, and find the live chart right here.
CONTRACT ADDRESSG4qw17ba3LB9uV7yPGCWUv5rN7k8fSDhXNvrSQAgpump
Live market data from Dexscreener. If the chart cannot load, use the DEX link above.
DEXSCREENER / EMBEDDED CHART
Waiting for the pair.
The live chart will appear in this window when the official $BTC pair is announced.
A NOTE FROM MANAGEMENTBig feathers.
Big feathers.
Small rulebook.
Keep the goose weird. Keep the art unmistakable. Leave enough room at the table for the next member of the flock.
Big Titty Chonk is a character-led meme project. The mint, its machinery, and the pond archive are its fictional world. The attitude is the point.
$BTC is this project's ticker. The goose is an independent character and is not affiliated with Bitcoin.
